American Horror Story: The Extremely Cautious Priest

This version of America is... a little different! Please, go home when it gets dark. If you stay out on the streets, you are very likely to run into— The Chainsaw Killer in the remote countryside, the Wax Museum that shouldn’t exist, the mysterious Cabin in the Woods, Stranger Things, the Immortal Jason, Michael under the moonlight, the urban legends of the Clown in town, the Coven, The Conjuring, Nightmare Freddy, the curse of Dead Silence, the monsters in The Mist, the Lighthouse in the deep sea, and various SCP containment breaches... And then there is William. He woke up one day to find himself a priest in a church. Relying on a status panel that allows him to endlessly grind and upgrade his proficiency, he embeds himself deep into the community to save the people of North America from their living hell. From providing [Psychological Counseling] during family home visits... To [Spiritual Vision] that allows him to see through a demon's weaknesses... From the five-dollar [Holy Water Baptism]... To the [Holy Light Blessing] where a single drop of water purifies the evil spirits of an entire haunted murder house... From the community event [Gospel Hymns] where even Hellhounds bow down when he sings...