Zombies Need Love Too!

I’m obsessed with zombie stories. Truly. If I ever woke up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, I was fairly certain I’d be just fine. As in, I’d survive. As a human, obviously. That was the plan, anyway… *** Um... just wondering, but do I look like a zombie to you? “Grr... grrr grrrk?” The machete guy gave his weapon a quick shake and narrowed his eyes at me. “This one’s pretty chatty.” Right. So much for that plan. Who the hell expects to reincarnate as a zombie?